The Catsitters: A Novel (2001) is set in New York. Johnny Downs is an aspiring actor. During the day he works as a bartender. He lives alone, except for his demanding cat Slinky. His catsitters, called in to feed and care for Slinky when he is out of town, are his past and present girlfriends – Nicole, Amanda, Caroline, Kris, Annette … Each of his girlfriends reject Johnny for more stable males, and yet they all know of each other and have met each other. It is a veritable play list, but Johnny wants a serious relationship. So does his cat Slinky. And then there is Darlene, Johnny’s friend who provides a lot of advice on managing his dating life. She is in the ‘catbird seat’ – the one with the upper hand because she knows more than the other women. Furthermore, Darlene ‘can talk the twists out of a pretzel.’ This is a quick, light read. It’s limited intellectually, a bit annoying at times, and unsurprisingly predict...