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The Meaning of Headlines: 'panned' - films



Canberra Times published an article on October 10, 2015, with the headline ‘Hugh Jackman film Pan panned by film critics everywhere.’ What does ‘panned’ mean?

Australian actor, Hugh Jackman, is in a new movie, called Pan – showing since September 2015. It is about the character Peter Pan immortalized in a children’s book by Scottish author Sir J.M. Barrie. It is actually the prequel to the movie Peter Pan. So the new movie is about the events that happened before the story of Peter Pan (and since the events weren’t in the book, the director has re-imagined them for the movie). In the new movie orphan Peter goes to London during World War II where he meets the pirate Blackbeard (portrayed by Hugh Jackman). Blackbeard is digging for pixie dust. So does ‘panned’ have anything to do with gold dust mining?

The Oxford Dictionary defines ‘panned’ in the follwing ways: ‘to criticize severely’ or ‘washed gravel in a pan to separate particles to yield valuable minerals by this process’ – like gold panning in the times of the Gold Rush. The valuable minerals are usually gold dust or gold pieces, but could also be pixie dust – since presumably this is valuable in the film. There is a big difference between the two meanings – one meaning is to say that something is terrible and the other meaning is to say that there could be valuable, precious pieces amongst the dust when digging or mining – in this case, in the pixie dust in the film Pan.

So what does the article say?

The article says that the newspaper New York Post gave the movie a rating of zero stars, and that movie critics said it was a dismal failure, with reviews such as ‘Pan panned’ and ‘Pan should walk the plank.’ To ‘walk the plank’ is a pirate’s way of getting rid of one of the crew members on the ship – the person walks the plank over the side of the ship, falls into the water, and drowns – no longer seen. One Australian critic was a little kinder, writing ‘Pan is … its own thing: a visually disgusting, audibly loud and obnoxious, narratively incoherent attempt at a Hollywood adventure blockbuster. And it is glorious.’ Overall, the meaning of ‘panned’ in this article is ‘criticized severely.’

Scorecard for the Canberra Times headline is 100%. The headline plays on the movie title, Pan, with the critics’ review of it – it was panned. There were no, or nearly no bits of worthy entertainment for the critics to rate the movie highly, with several stars. The critics panned it (tried to separate the good bits from the not-so-good bits) and did not find much gold dust or even pixie dust in the movie – therefore it was panned (criticized). 



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